State of the Union "Crappy", says Bush

In a stunning development, George W. Bush tonight became the first U.S. President to call the State of the Union "crappy," sending into overdrive the spin machines for both both parties. "I think that President Bush was being candid. The state of the union is crappy, and it has been for the past, oh, six years," said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-California).